it's march, and that means it's question month in livejournalland.
i've grown out of the habit of posting here, so i'm hoping question month will be a form of double-penetration: get me back in the habit of writing here, and give you the answers you wait all year to receive. ask whatever you want. i'll answer every question honestly.
i'll screen all questions, so only my eyes will see the raw, unwashed queries. if you wish your question to be answered without divulging your identity, say so; otherwise, i'll include your lj-handle with my answer.
make it interesting!